Hitting like a ton of bricks since 1996

Don't diss the Bell

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I'll just come out and say it: I like Taco Bell. Glad to clear the air. So all you haters can just step aside.

I mean, come on. Where else can you get something so tasty for so little? Is it bad for me? You bet. Is it delicious? Absolutely. But lunch for $2? Hell, yeah.

What I particularly like is that while ostensibly Mexican, it's anything but. Maybe at one time, but not now. Really, is gordita Spanish for "pita taco that tastes better than it has any business being?" Maybe tortada is Spanish for "this thing rocks the bacon/ranch goodness." Don't know, don't care.

All I can say is, Taco Bell, don't stop rocking that value menu. Amen.