Cutting the cheese since 1996

Tickle me where?!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tickle me where?! Maybe I should be ashamed that I look at a cute little kids' toy and see a pedophiliac's wet dream.

Now don't get me wrong. This is a cute, innocent toy in the vein of Tickle Me Elmo. And I'm sure the kiddies love playing with it. But frankly, I have to take issue with the packaging. Yikes. No wonder the kiddies will love playing with it when they're thirteen, and I'm not referring to the doll.

I will grant that arrow is probably supposed to be pointing to the belly, but perhaps curving upward rather than downward might might have been, I don't know, a little less giggle-inducing. I'm not referring to the doll.

Finally, on a completely different note, this thing is marked down on clearance for $21.00. Personally, I think it's still overpriced. Unless this thing is your kind of thing. I'd rather not know. Yikes.