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RollerCoaster Tycoon 3: Tragedy in Happyland

Saturday, August 11, 2007

RollerCoaster Tycoon 3: Tragedy in Happyland Wouldn't you know it? You place paths, fences, everything needed to keep your guests safe, and still they insist on wandering where they don't belong. Your IQ is probably in the double digits if you find yourself standing on ROLLER COASTER TRACKS in the middle of an AMUSEMENT PARK. Duh. Maybe a roller coaster's going to come screaming through here any second.

Still, I suppose there are worse ways to go, but should you choose to end it all in the path of an oncoming rat, I guess it's polite to remain calm. After all, this is your final statement; say it with dignity and grace.

Actually, this happened when I deleted a path. The weird thing is, it wasn't the path above the tracks, but elsewhere in the park. (You can tell because they're not standing directly under where the path would have been over the tracks.) But, for whatever reason, when they fell from the deleted path, they were mysteriously teleported here.